Apparently, the NBA has decided to eliminate its drug policy. Clearly, Ron-Ron has been hanging out with Michael Phelps. According to Ron, Brandon Roy is the best player that he's played against other than some dude from Queens when he was 15. For sake of argument, let's have a look at 5 players that Ron Artest has played this season who might not be better than Roy but are surely better than that dude from Queens.
- Kevin Durant--In three games vs. Ron Artest this season, he's managed to average a measly 27.3 ppg 6.0 rpg, and 3.7 apg.
- LeBum James--In two games he posted averages of 24 ppg 5.0 rpg, and 2.5 apg. These numbers won't blow you out of the water but I'm pretty sure the guy from Queens couldn't do it.
- Ronnie Brewer (The dude for Utah with the big ass ears, yeah him)--While Ron probably does not have a clue who this guy is, he averaged 20.5 ppg 5.0 rpg, and 3.0 apg in four games against Ron.
- Kobe (so good we don't need his last name)--I know you probably don't want us to go here Ron, but come on dude, we all watched him destroy you to the point where your teammates begged you to stop talking to him. Here are his averages for your reference, 28.3 ppg 4.0 rpg, and 5.0 apg.
- Dwayne Wade--26 ppg 3.5 rpg, and 6.5 apg in two games.
Now Ron, I'm not going to make the statement that these guys are better than Brandon Roy, because as we've seen a few times this season, he's pretty damn good. I just have two questions, what the hell have you been smoking, and where the hell is this guy from Queens? Hugs not drugs Ron.
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