Drew vs. Oden--Epic Playoff Debuts

As the NBA Playoffs roll on, it's time we take a look at what we once thought was the future of the NBA. Greg Oden and Andrew Bynum. The two much ballyhooed centers have been compared to the next Bill Russell and Kareem. Granted the Greg Oden-Bill Russell comparisons were based more off of looks, bottom line, the comparisons have been made. I'm not going to lie, we here at the She-League have been quite impressed by the gaudy stats these two have been putting up in their respective playoff debuts.

A quick look at the stats:

Greg Oden Portland Trailblazers 5 Games--5.4 ppg 4.0 rpg 4.6 fpg 16 mpg

Andrew Bynum Los Angeles Lakers 5 Games--5.0 ppg 3.0 rpg 3.2 fpg 15.4 mpg

In the words of Ron Burgundy, "I'm not even mad, this is amazing."

We'll start with you Greg. You were the top pick in the 2007 draft. You are a 42 year old rookie, and all you can give me is 5 points? You average more fouls than rebounds...is that even possible? Wow. I wish I had some advice to lend you. Actually I do, take you weak ass back to the injured reserve because you stink.

Now on to you, Drew. We warned you a couple weeks ago that we'd be watching you. To the surprise of many, you returned for the last 5 games of the regular season, averaging 17ppg. Very good Drew. On to the playoffs, you decided to lay an egg on the Utah Jazz with your whopping 5ppg and 3rpg. You were so bad, you went from starting center to garbage minutes in 2 games. I would feel bad for you but you obviously don't care too much yourself. You're too busy eating fillet mignon with Rihanna...