Dear Drew,

Funny what 2 months of strenuous rehabilitation can do. On January 31st Mr. Bynum, you were lying in agony at the FedEx Forum as the Lakers' championship hopes were thought to be destroyed. Kobe felt bad, Phil was greatly disappointed. The Lakers' title chances rested securely on your shoulders. How ironic, that 2 months to the day, a picture surfaces of you at the Playboy Mansion in which you seem completely oblivious to all of this as a playboy bunny rests on your shoulders. Obviously you haven't been watching your compadres on their 7 game road trip Drew, but they kind of need you. We here at the She League don't believe in the injured reserve. Especially when your knee is strong enough to take your goofy ass to the Playboy Mansion. Consider this an invitation to join the She League. You can decline this invitation by simply putting on your #17 jersey and helping lead the Lakers to another title. If we don't see or hear from you before the end of the regular season Drew, we'll have to make room for you here in the She League.

Yours truly,

TSL

Lance You're on our Radar

Livestrong. You sold millions of those bracelets. You created a culture of living strong. You are the complete antithesis of the She League. And then you pop up and tell us you're going to miss 2 months after falling off of your bike. Lance, I'll have you know, I fell off my bike 17 times in one day and didn't shed a tear. You get amnesty because you came back from cancer, but consider yourself warned. Get well soon, The She League is watching.

The She League Welcomes Smush Parker

Smush Parker said what? Let me get this straight Smush, your problems were with Kobe Bryant and playing with the Lakers was overrated? Is that right? Lets put our feet in the heels of Mrs. Smush for a second. You went from nobody, to sitting on the Lakers' bench to doing interviews on a New York park bench. If you had a hard time playing with Kobe, believe me miss, he had an even harder time playing with you. If playing with the best player on earth and being overpaid at $500,000 a year is overrated, how would you rate sitting and a park bench and collecting unemployment checks? People think playing with Kobe is the best thing since sliced bread? Do me a favor and tell me how much sliced bread you can afford with your unemployment checks. You probably don't have too much time to workout now days. I've heard the lines at the unemployment office are pretty long. By the way, weren't you the guy that got in a fight with a female parking attendant? Get in here Smush, you've officially worked your way into the She League. And to anyone else throwing shots at the King, don't be the next member of the She League team.

She League Athlete of the Month--March 2009

A-Rod, A-Rod, A-Rod...I dont care what else happens in the month of March, this isn't cool. Who's coaching this guy??

She League Athlete of the Month--February 2009

Alex, Alex, Alex. Why'd you do it Rod? Truthfully, we aren't mad that you stuc a couple needles in your ass. I'm just a little confused that after 10 years and $250 million, you couldn't come up with a better PR scheme. You know what they say, when the going gets tough, and the tough gets going, make up a hip injury.

She League "You Blew It" Athlete of the Month--January 2009

Damn homie, last summer you were the man homie. You see what seven gold medals can get you?? A nice ass watch, the finest weed, and money hungry friends with a quick trigger on their camera phone. Sorry Mr. Phelps but you blew it. If its any consolation, my weed man created the Grand Olympian Kush in your honor.

First Team All-NBA She-League

Created and inspired by the She-Leaguers, for the She-leaguers. Because these ladies need some recognition. Before we get to the rankings, lets define what qualifies one for an All She-League nomination. There are basically two main criteria. 1.) You must do or say something that a non-she leaguer would never do. (i.e. Big ass Baby Davis crying on the sideline...see below) 2.) You must be a relevant professional athlete. (i.e. Daniel Hackett from USC who will definitely be a member of the She-League and is a qualified candidate does not qualify because he is busy crying for USC and is not and hopefully will not be a professional anytime soon). So without further ado, here it is, YOUR 2009 First Team All-NBA She-League Team.

• PG: Sharon Davis--Los Angeles Clippers 2009 Statistics: 15.5 ppg 8.0apg 1.7spg. All She-League quote/Action: Has played in 55 out of 71 games after signing a 5-year $65 million dollar contract to save his hometown team. He solidified his spot on the 2009 All-She League team with this quote, "It's like, there's so much going on inside. I'm playing in my own head. When you are playing inside your own head, you can't play the way you want. Part of it is emotional. Part is the injuries. I see things that I can exploit out there, but I see them in my head and I am not able to do them. I am not me out there."
• SG: She-Mac--Houston Rockets 2009 Statistics: 15.6 ppg 5.0apg 4.4rpg. All She-League quote/Action: Has played in 35 out of 72 this season. Ruffled the feathers of his employer when he shut himself down for the season one day before the trade deadline once management realized he was overpaid and a member of the She-League. At least he was woman enough to not go to a team doctor and inform the Rockets of his season ending injury via his website instead of in person. "Hey everyone,
  As some of you may have heard, my season has come to an end. My knee hasn’t been right all year, and we can’t seem to get the pain to go away. We’ve tried just playing through it, taking back-to-backs off, and extended periods of rest, but none of it has really been effective in limiting the discomfort and allowing me to just go out there and play. I’ve met with numerous doctors and gotten a number of opinions, and unfortunately I will be undergoing microfracture surgery on my left knee immediately."
• SF: Princess Carter--New Jersey Nets 2009 Statistics: 21.2 ppg 4.7apg 5.1rpg. All She-League quote/Action: Besides his perpetual She-leagueness, he really hasn't done too much besides failing to have one SportsCenter highlight this season. Basically the She-league was created for he and his wack cousin She-Mac, so they will be First team All-She League members until they retire. At which time, they will be first ballot She-League Hall of Fame members
• PF: Big Sorry Ass Glenn Big Ass Baby Ass Davis--Boston Celtics 2009 Statistics: 5.8 ppg 0.2rpg 3.6rpg. All She-League quote/Action: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GXgFC8q32Q -- Enough Said
• C: Chris "RuPaul" Bosh--Toronto Raptors 2009 Statistics: 22.7ppg 9.5rpg 0.9bpg. All She-League quote/Action: "He was just camping down in the lane,” Bosh said Friday night, after O’Neal’s biggest scoring night in six years led Phoenix to a 133-113 victory over the Raptors. “I mean, if they’re not calling three seconds—I thought it was a rule, but I guess not." To which Shaq properly responded, "I heard what Chris Bosh said, and that's strong words coming from the RuPaul of big men," O'Neal said. "I'm going to do the same thing (in their next meeting) I did before - make him quit. Make 'em quit and complain. It's what I do." Any man who lets another man refer to him as RuPaul definitely belongs in the She-League.