First Team All-NBA She-League

Created and inspired by the She-Leaguers, for the She-leaguers. Because these ladies need some recognition. Before we get to the rankings, lets define what qualifies one for an All She-League nomination. There are basically two main criteria. 1.) You must do or say something that a non-she leaguer would never do. (i.e. Big ass Baby Davis crying on the sideline...see below) 2.) You must be a relevant professional athlete. (i.e. Daniel Hackett from USC who will definitely be a member of the She-League and is a qualified candidate does not qualify because he is busy crying for USC and is not and hopefully will not be a professional anytime soon). So without further ado, here it is, YOUR 2009 First Team All-NBA She-League Team.

• PG: Sharon Davis--Los Angeles Clippers 2009 Statistics: 15.5 ppg 8.0apg 1.7spg. All She-League quote/Action: Has played in 55 out of 71 games after signing a 5-year $65 million dollar contract to save his hometown team. He solidified his spot on the 2009 All-She League team with this quote, "It's like, there's so much going on inside. I'm playing in my own head. When you are playing inside your own head, you can't play the way you want. Part of it is emotional. Part is the injuries. I see things that I can exploit out there, but I see them in my head and I am not able to do them. I am not me out there."
• SG: She-Mac--Houston Rockets 2009 Statistics: 15.6 ppg 5.0apg 4.4rpg. All She-League quote/Action: Has played in 35 out of 72 this season. Ruffled the feathers of his employer when he shut himself down for the season one day before the trade deadline once management realized he was overpaid and a member of the She-League. At least he was woman enough to not go to a team doctor and inform the Rockets of his season ending injury via his website instead of in person. "Hey everyone,
  As some of you may have heard, my season has come to an end. My knee hasn’t been right all year, and we can’t seem to get the pain to go away. We’ve tried just playing through it, taking back-to-backs off, and extended periods of rest, but none of it has really been effective in limiting the discomfort and allowing me to just go out there and play. I’ve met with numerous doctors and gotten a number of opinions, and unfortunately I will be undergoing microfracture surgery on my left knee immediately."
• SF: Princess Carter--New Jersey Nets 2009 Statistics: 21.2 ppg 4.7apg 5.1rpg. All She-League quote/Action: Besides his perpetual She-leagueness, he really hasn't done too much besides failing to have one SportsCenter highlight this season. Basically the She-league was created for he and his wack cousin She-Mac, so they will be First team All-She League members until they retire. At which time, they will be first ballot She-League Hall of Fame members
• PF: Big Sorry Ass Glenn Big Ass Baby Ass Davis--Boston Celtics 2009 Statistics: 5.8 ppg 0.2rpg 3.6rpg. All She-League quote/Action: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GXgFC8q32Q -- Enough Said
• C: Chris "RuPaul" Bosh--Toronto Raptors 2009 Statistics: 22.7ppg 9.5rpg 0.9bpg. All She-League quote/Action: "He was just camping down in the lane,” Bosh said Friday night, after O’Neal’s biggest scoring night in six years led Phoenix to a 133-113 victory over the Raptors. “I mean, if they’re not calling three seconds—I thought it was a rule, but I guess not." To which Shaq properly responded, "I heard what Chris Bosh said, and that's strong words coming from the RuPaul of big men," O'Neal said. "I'm going to do the same thing (in their next meeting) I did before - make him quit. Make 'em quit and complain. It's what I do." Any man who lets another man refer to him as RuPaul definitely belongs in the She-League.