Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Dear Drew,


Funny what 2 months of strenuous rehabilitation can do. On January 31st Mr. Bynum, you were lying in agony at the FedEx Forum as the Lakers' championship hopes were thought to be destroyed. Kobe felt bad, Phil was greatly disappointed. The Lakers' title chances rested securely on your shoulders. How ironic, that 2 months to the day, a picture surfaces of you at the Playboy Mansion in which you seem completely oblivious to all of this as a playboy bunny rests on your shoulders. Obviously you haven't been watching your compadres on their 7 game road trip Drew, but they kind of need you. We here at the She League don't believe in the injured reserve. Especially when your knee is strong enough to take your goofy ass to the Playboy Mansion. Consider this an invitation to join the She League. You can decline this invitation by simply putting on your #17 jersey and helping lead the Lakers to another title. If we don't see or hear from you before the end of the regular season Drew, we'll have to make room for you here in the She League.
Yours truly,
TSL

No comments:

Post a Comment