Big Baby Grows Up

Congratulations to Big Crying Ass Big Ass Baby Davis, who has done something I never thought he would. She has officially become a He. He read our blog and disagreed with his induction into The She League. In response, he's shown us and the world that he's more than just an overweight cry baby. Granted his production has come with Kevin Garnett shelved for the remainder of the season, but I'm not gonna lie, I didn't think his fat ass could do it. Like seriously, he cried on the bench DURING THE GAME. Two months later, he's averaging 16.4 ppg in the playoffs and hitting game winning buzzer beaters? I never saw this coming. But when I'm wrong, I say I'm wrong, and sad to say, I was wrong about Big Baby.
I thought it was really gay seeing your big ass cry on the sideline, but your performance over the past couple months has vindicated you and your bitchassness. So Big Baby, if you're still reading, I'd like to say, I'm sorry.